7th Inning Wretch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am a baseball fan, and in our house we celebrate Spring Training as if it were a religious event. We eat hot dogs, potato chips, and cans of beer or soda (no glass is allowed at ball games) while sitting in front of the fireplace watching a Yankee classic on DVD. This year’s gathering celebrated Game Five of the 2001 World Series. And of course, we eat ice cream novelties for dessert: usually the vanilla sandwiches with the sticky brown cake barely holding it together. In this time-honored ritual, the four of us sit huddled on the floor in front of the TV celebrating all the hope and all the dreams that we hold close to our hearts every year as we watch the boys of summer gather, stretch, throw and bat. I lick my fingers I count the days until the season begins.

 

I have always loved everything about baseball. I love the game, the stadium, the hot dogs, and even the $9.00 beers in soggy paper cups. Sure, I root vigorously for the New York Yankees, but I’m a baseball fan first and a Yankee fan second. I have rooted for teams in every city that I have called home: the Cubs in my childhood city of Chicago, the Red Sox when I briefly lived in Boston as a college grad, and then the Baltimore Orioles when I was a graduate student living in Washington, D.C. Any city that would have me, I gave back my love to its baseball team.

 

Since September 11, I have become especially obsessed with baseball. As soon as the games started up again after that horrible day they have provided me with relief from the outside world, a respite on a green field. I now watch the Yankees every chance I get. I hang on every game…sometimes every pitch. I read the sports pages before I even look at the front page. And I am tortured through the off-season, hungering for any shred of baseball news and desperate to find a Yankee Classic on the YES network. When I hear the Star Spangled Banner anytime between November and April I get excited for the first pitch and the roar of the crowds.

           

But since September 11, I have become disturbed by something, too. For as much as I am a fan—and as much as I am an American—I despise the seventh inning stretch starting off with the newfound tradition of singing “God Bless America.” Of course, when the National Anthem is played before the game I stand up, take my hat off and belt out all the words to that great musical homage to our great nation. The Star Spangled Banner is, after all, our National Anthem. But “God Bless America” is not: it is a show tune written by a 20-year-old Irving Berlin for his summer camp musical called “Yip, Yip, Yaphank.” Twenty years later, in 1938 when World War II was brewing, he retooled it and labeled it a peace song. (Which is ironic since it now seems to be a call to war against the terrorists of Islam.) Because Kate Smith sang it well and made it famous, most people have come to accept it as our unofficial national anthem.

 

Now, I take nothing away from Irving Berlin or Kate Smith here: the real issue is that I am a believer in baseball, not God. Let’s sing the Star Spangled Banner as we always have because it makes no mention of an almighty and there is no prayer or intoning of powers from above. If the intention of the 7th inning is to unite the fans, why divide us over God? If we would all really sing the Star Spangled Banner (and since so many Americans don’t know the words to our National Anthem they could put them on the scoreboard with a little bouncing flag for us to sing along) maybe then we wouldn’t need a back-up anthem.

 

Forget about separation of church and state, let’s start with a separation of church and baseball. In the meantime, at the introduction to the 7th inning stretch, I stand as instructed, but I only take off my hat to avoid being yelled at by some drunk but God-fearing fan—it is the 7th inning after all and those $9.00 beers do add up. But just because you see me respectfully standing next to you, don’t think I’m happy about it. My greatest wish is to be American without feeling that an allegiance to God is a requirement for my patriotism…even greater than my wish to see the Yankees play the Cubs in this year’s World Series.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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